Yes, I'm back. I took a long break from Newgrounds because it was full of Jews and the elderly. If you've been around for a while, you'll know that I am a gigantic faggot. My time here has consisted of calling people poopy-heads and crying myself to sleep. Recently, I've been too busy masturbating to lolicon and incest to spam Newgrounds with my horrible jokes and lame catch phrases.

I abandoned my followers, hordes of children and fat sweaty bored guys, and I gave up on being awesome (implying I ever was). I found that when I finally quit Newgrounds, my productivity increased ten fold. it's now at an amazing -80%. During the last few months, I was able to keep a morbidly obese girlfriend for 3 days before she had a heart attack and died. My right hand is now overly muscular due to chronic masturbation, and I can't remember the last time I took a shower.

Well, there's your update, given by a basement dweller wearing fuzzy pajamas. Good night.